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The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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"I think you are wrong to want a heart. It makes most people unhappy. If you only knew it, you are in luck not to have a heart."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"You have plenty of courage, I am sure," answered Oz. "All you need is confidence in yourself. There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid, and that kind of courage you have in plenty."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"I shall take the heart. [...] For brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"A baby has brains, but it doesn't know much. Experience is the only thing that brings knowledge, and the longer you are on earth the more experience you are sure to get."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"No matter how dreary and gray our homes are, we people of flesh and blood would rather live there than in any other country, be it ever so beautiful. There is no place like home."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"Oh, I see;" said the Tin Woodman. "But, after all, brains are not the best things in the world."
Have you any?" enquired the Scarecrow.
No, my head is quite empty," answered the Woodman; "but once I had brains, and a heart also; so, having tried them both, I should much rather have a heart."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Have you any?" enquired the Scarecrow.
No, my head is quite empty," answered the Woodman; "but once I had brains, and a heart also; so, having tried them both, I should much rather have a heart."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"Toto did not really care whether he was in Kansas or the Land of Oz so long as Dorothy was with him; but he knew the little girl was unhappy, and that made him unhappy too."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"You people with hearts,' he said once, 'have something to guide you, and need never do wrong; but I have no heart, and so I must be very careful."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"For I consider brains far superior to money in every way. You may have noticed that if one has money without brains, he cannot use it to his advantage; but if one has brains without money, they will enable him to live comfortably to the end of his days."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"Can't you give me brains?" asked the Scarecrow.
"You don't need them. You are learning something every day. A baby has brains, but it doesn't know much. Experience is the only thing that brings knowledge, and the longer you are on earth the more experience you are sure to get."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"You don't need them. You are learning something every day. A baby has brains, but it doesn't know much. Experience is the only thing that brings knowledge, and the longer you are on earth the more experience you are sure to get."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"People would rather live in homes regardless of its grayness. There is no place like home."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"During the year I stood there I had known was the loss of my heart. While I was in love I was the happiest man on earth."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy.
"Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"Neither. He's a-- a-- a meat dog," said the girl."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"Neither. He's a-- a-- a meat dog," said the girl."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"I am Oz, the Great and Terrible,"
spoke the Beast, in a voice that was one great roar.
Who are you, and why do you seek me?"
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
spoke the Beast, in a voice that was one great roar.
Who are you, and why do you seek me?"
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"If your heads were stuffed with straw, like mine, you would probably all live in the beautiful places, and then Kansas would have no people at all. It is fortunate for Kansas that you have brains."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"I cannot understand why you should wish to leave this beautiful country and go back to the dry, gray place you call Kansas."
"That is because you have no brains," answered the girl. "No matter how dreary and gray our homes are, we people of flesh and blood would rather live there than in any other country, be it ever so beautiful. There is no place like home."
The Scarecrow sighed.
"Of course I cannot understand it," he said. "If your heads were stuffed with straw, like mine, you would probably all live in beautiful places, and then Kansas would have no people at all. It is fortunate for Kansas that you have brains."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"That is because you have no brains," answered the girl. "No matter how dreary and gray our homes are, we people of flesh and blood would rather live there than in any other country, be it ever so beautiful. There is no place like home."
The Scarecrow sighed.
"Of course I cannot understand it," he said. "If your heads were stuffed with straw, like mine, you would probably all live in beautiful places, and then Kansas would have no people at all. It is fortunate for Kansas that you have brains."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"Dorothy said nothing. Oz had not kept the promise he made her, but he had done his best. So she forgave him. As he said, he was a good man, even if he was a bad Wizard."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"If you only have brains on your head you would be as good a man as any of them, and a better man than some of them. Brains are the only things worth having in this world, no matter whether one is a crow or a man."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"The Tin Woodman knew very well he had no heart, and therefore he took great care never to be cruel or unkind to anything. "You people with hearts," he said, "have something to guide you, and need never do wrong; but I have no heart, and so I must be very careful."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"Folklore, legends, myths and fairy tales have followed childhood through the ages, for every healthy youngster has a wholesome and instinctive love for stories fantastic, marvelous and manifestly unreal. The winged fairies of Grimm and Andersen have brought more happiness to childish hearts than all other human creations."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"It was Toto that made Dorothy laugh, and saved her from growing as gray as her other surroundings. Toto was not gray; he was a little black dog, with long silky hair and small black eyes that twinkled merrily on either side of his funny, wee nose. Toto played all day long, and Dorothy played with him, and loved him dearly."
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
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